Proper Insults and Erudite speech  incorporated

(P.I.E.S inc)

What Ho!!!

Hell's Teeth!!!

Weedy  toad!!!

Cockered pumpion!!!

Blasphemous Cur!!!

Zounds!!!

What Folly!!!

By Odin's Raven!!!

By the Nine!!!

By Gandalf's Beard!!!

By the Gods!!!

By the Power of Greyskull!!!

What madness!!!

Absolutely positively Preposterous!!!

Brilliant I say!!!

Tally Hoe!!!

By Joe!!!

 Rampallian harlot go donk a knotty-pated apple-john!!!!

Go to Mount Vesuvius and get Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis you strident bawdy rapscallion

Thou thing of no bowels thou!

Flagrant strumpet ere turn to your whoredom!!!

You sir are the festering excrement of an ass!!!

I can assure you, I mean you no harm.
Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is
,a man in a mask.
Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely
 remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then...
,to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Viola! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to
vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value
and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that
it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.  (V for Vendetta)
 

Tommyrot

 Drivel

Poppycock

Rubbish

Twaddle

Gobbledygook

 Rigmarole

Malarkey

Bunkum

Blather

Flimflam

Claptrap

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